Free Turtle Club Membership Card

I. We assume all prospective Turtles own a Jackass. On this assumption is the reason for the Password. This password must be given if you are ever asked by a fellow member, “Are You A Turtle?”
You MUST then reply,”You bet your sweet ass I am.” If you do not give the password in full because of embarrassment or some other reason, you forfeit a beverage of his/her choice.
So always remember the password.
II. To become an official Turtle you must solve these riddles:
1. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
2. What is it a lady does sitting, a man does standing, and a dog does on three legs?
3. What is round and hard, has hair around it and when sticking out of a man’s pajama’s he can hang his hat on it?
4. What is it that goes in hard and firm and comes out soft and sticky?
Answers: 1- Legs 2- Shake Hands 3- His Head 4- Chewing Gum
III. You are now a member of Turtle Club. Govern yourself accordingly and procure new members.
Send them to www.ImperialTurtle.com for their FREE membership card.