About the Imperial Turtle

Who Was Ervin Tortel?

Ervin Tortel, famously known as the Imperial Turtle, was far from ordinary. With his slight green hue, bright eyes, and unmatched charm, Ervin brought laughter, loyalty, and a touch of mischief wherever he went. His journey began in school, where he embraced the nickname “Turtle,” a name that would follow him into the skies as a WWII pilot.

The Birth of the Turtle Club

The Turtle Club started as a casual “drinking fraternity” for WWII pilots—a haven where camaraderie, storytelling, and humor thrived. It was during one of these spirited nights that the now-famous phrase, “Are You A Turtle?” was born. This question turned a group of pilots into a close-knit brotherhood bound by laughter, loyalty, and shared adventures.

What It Means to Be a Turtle

For Ervin, being a Turtle symbolized:

  • A Sense of Humor: Always ready for a laugh.
  • Loyalty: A steadfast commitment to friends and the club.
  • A Signature Response: The sacred answer to the club’s question, “You bet your sweet ass I am.”

The Initiation: A Rite of Passage

Becoming a Turtle isn’t just joining a club; it’s embracing a legacy. Prospective members undergo a lighthearted initiation designed to test their sense of humor and willingness to join in the fun. The process prioritizes laughter over seriousness, making every initiation unforgettable.

What the Turtle Club Stands For

The Turtle Club is more than a group—it’s a celebration of:

  • Friendship: Bonds that transcend time and space.
  • Laughter: The universal language of connection.
  • Camaraderie: A shared commitment to enjoying life’s journey.

Membership isn’t about your background; it’s about your heart, humor, and loyalty. The club’s traditions, like its password and initiation, remind members of these core values.

Honoring the Legacy of Ervin Tortel

Today, the Turtle Club keeps Ervin’s spirit alive, paying tribute to the brave (and slightly mischievous) pilots who founded it. From the iconic “Are You A Turtle?” initiation to the lost lyrics of the Imperial Turtle Song, the club celebrates the humor, loyalty, and friendship that make every member “ancient and honorable.”

Whether you’re a new Turtle or a seasoned member, welcome to the club—you’re in great company.