About Us
About the Imperial Turtle
Ervin Tortel, known as the Imperial Turtle, was anything but ordinary. With his slight green hue, bright eyes, and unmatched charm, Ervin carried laughter, loyalty, and a healthy dose of mischief wherever he went. From his school days, he embraced the nickname ‘Turtle’ and carried it proudly into the skies as a WWII pilot.
The Turtle Club began as an informal “drinking fraternity” among WWII pilots seeking a place to unwind, share stories, and—when things got tough—find something to laugh about. It was on one of those unforgettable nights that the now-legendary phrase, “Are You A Turtle?” came to life, transforming the club from a gathering of pilots into a true brotherhood. To Ervin, being a Turtle meant having a sense of humor, a loyal heart, and a willingness to answer the club’s sacred question with the famous response: “You bet your sweet ass I am.”
Our Story
Becoming a Turtle isn’t just an initiation—it’s a rite of passage. Prospective members must pass a lighthearted initiation, showing they’re ready to laugh, share a drink, and answer some of the club’s unique questions. Here, the answer isn’t as important as the laugh it brings, because every Turtle knows that a good story should never be interrupted by the truth.
The Turtle Club isn’t about where you come from or what you do; it’s about how hard you laugh and how loyal you are. The password is just a reminder of that—humor, loyalty, and camaraderie are at the heart of every Turtle.
Today, the Turtle Club lives on as a tribute to Ervin Tortel and the brave (and slightly mischievous) pilots who founded it. From the iconic “Are You A Turtle?” initiation to the lost lyrics of the Imperial Turtle Song, each tradition reminds us that friendship, laughter, and loyalty are what truly make us “ancient and honorable.” So, whether you’re a new Turtle or a longtime member, welcome to the club—you’re in good company.
What Our Clients Have To Say
Joining the Turtle Club has been one of the most rewarding experiences of my life. It’s not just about the humor or the stories—it’s about the incredible sense of belonging. The friendships I’ve built and the memories I’ve created here are truly priceless. The motto, ‘Don’t let the truth get in the way of a good story,’ captures the spirit perfectly—we’re all about fun, resilience, and living life to the fullest. Proud to be a Turtle!
Anne Claire
Diver
